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(no subject) [Aug. 25th, 2005|09:39 am]
the Idiot Savant

(47% dark, 65% spontaneous, 52% vulgar)

your humor style:

You like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on the subtle word play, more testicles on fire, please. People like you are the most likely to RECEIVE internet forwards--and also the most likely to save them in a special folder entitled 'HOLY SHIT'.

Because it's so easily appreciated, and often wacky and physical, your sense of humor never ceases to amuse your friends. Most realize that there's a sly intelligence and a knowing wink to your tastes. Your sense of humor could be called 'anti-pretentious'--but paradoxically enough, that indicates you're smarter than most.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Johnny Knoxville - Jimmy Kimmel

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 39% on dark

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You scored higher than 91% on spontaneous

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You scored higher than 81% on vulgar
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating
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My sister wrote this poem today about me! :o [Feb. 4th, 2005|02:14 pm]
[mood |lovedloved]

The Importance of My sister.

Have you ever felt discouraged, sad or just alone…
Afraid of walking through a path that leads you to a place unknown..
I’m sure we all have been there; we’ve all felt dark inside…
When the problems keep on mounting and you have no to place to hide..
No matter what you try to do nothing will go right…
In bed you plot your suicide cause you can’t sleep through the night..
Just when I tried to give up, I was ready to end it all…
I heard the telephone ringing, and decided to take the call..
I say hello..... shaking inside, and then I heard your voice…
You say we’re going dancing Cyn, and no you have no choice..
My eyes swell up with tears but they’re followed by a smile…
I say I just woke up Jan so I’ll need a little while..
I not sure if your aware, but you always know what to say…
From comforting words to profanities you help me through each day..
What would I do without you sister; you help me shield my pain…
So consider this a thank you Jan for helping me stay sane..
I Love You Sistah!!

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(no subject) [Dec. 29th, 2004|11:13 am]
[mood |blahblah]

Your World (Part Three): How do you see your world [girls]

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Your World (Part Two): Your social world [girls]

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Your World (Part One): What is your world made of? [girls]

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(no subject) [Sep. 24th, 2004|11:14 am]
[mood |draineddrained]

X them!

Have you ever...

[x]been drunk.
[x]smoked pot.
[x]kissed a member of the opposite sex.
[x]rode in a taxi.
[X}been dumped.
[x]been fired.
[x]had a job.
[x]been in a fist fight.
[x]snuck out of your parent's house.
[ x]been arrested.
[ x]stole something from your job.
[ ]celebrated new years in times square.
[ ]went on a blind date.
[x]smoked a cigarette.
[ ]gone on an airplane by yourself.
[]broken a bone.
[ x]had sex in a car.
[x]White lied to a friend.
[ x]had a crush on a teacher.
[ ]celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans.
[]been to europe.
[x ]made out in a movie.
[x]taken caffiene pills.
[]been to disney land.
[x]had a crush on someone you hardly knew.
[ ]been to california.
[ x]been skinny dipping.
[x]regretted something.
[ x]peed on someones lawn.
[x]skipped school.
[X]thrown up from drinking.
[]lost your sibling.
[x ]been butt nekked bangin on the bathroom floor.
[ x]kissed a member of the same sex.
[x ]had sex with a boy.
[x]had sex with a girl.
[x]been in a car accident.
[x]partied for days and days straight.
[x]had a family member die.
[x ]played 'clue'.
[ x]had a sleepover party.
[x]went ice skating.
[ x]dropped x.
[x]been cheated on
[x]had a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[I WISH ]had a threesome.
[ ]had a sweet sixteen
[ ]had a quinceanera.
[x]had a car.

Do you...
[x ]have a bf.
[]have a gf.
[x ]have a crush.
[ ]have a dog.
[ x]have a cat.
[x]have your own room.
[ x]listen to SLAYER!.
[x ]paint your nails.--
[x]play a sport.
[ ]play more than one sport.
[x]watch sports on tv.
[x]have a fav. group/singer/artist.
[x ]have more than 1 best friend.
[x]get good grades.
[]play an instrument.
[x]have slippers.
[x]wear boxers.
[x ]wear black eyeliner.
[x]like the color blue.
[]like the color yellow.
[ ]claim. (What does that mean even?)
[]like to read.
[x]like to write.
[ x]have long hair.
[]have short hair.
[x ]have a cell phone.
[]have a laptop.
[ ]have a pager.

Are you...
[x ]pretty.
[ ]black.
[ ]mexican/puerto rican.
[ ]asian.
[ ]short.
[]sick. (Allergies right now)
[x ]lazy.
[ ]single.
[ ]looking.
[x]not looking.
[ ]talking to someone
[x]IMing someone.
[ x]scared to die.
[ ]annoyed.
[ ]on the phone.
[]in your room.
[x]drinking something.
[ ]eating something.
[ ]in your pjs.
[X]listening to music.
[ ]homophobic.
[ ]racist.
[ ]Emo
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I am Mark. lol : ) [Jun. 17th, 2004|01:05 pm]
[mood |amusedamused]

You are Mark - Your intelligence allows you to
rationalize the most screwed up situations but
also forces you to read way too deep into
things. You consider yourself resourceful to
the max. People have called you 'the ultimate
college kid' but you dont know how true that

Which member of Amateur are you?
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Ummm guys I swear, it's not true. lmao [Jun. 17th, 2004|12:36 pm]
[mood |devious]

lusteeluva is poisonous! Induce vomitting if ingested.


From Go-Quiz.com

*sings song POISON
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(no subject) [Apr. 21st, 2004|01:54 pm]
Holy shit its been a while. Nothing has changed. I'm in debt. School blows. Work is now occupied by Bling. Summers coming and i'm fat. ummmm thats it. :p
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I'd so rather have Whitney for a mom. [Feb. 27th, 2004|08:20 pm]
[mood |highhigh]

Who is in your celebrity family? by cerulean_dreams
User Name
DadJohnny Depp
BrotherCarrot top
SisterMilla Jovovich
BoyfriendHughe Grant
Best friendCameron Diaz
Created with quill18's MemeGen 2.0!
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How crazy am I?? [Feb. 26th, 2004|04:26 pm]
Take my Quiz on QuizYourFriends.com!

Take My quiz and find out!!
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